The Commandments!

A world of trees so tall and beautiful, a world of seemingly endless fun, For me. For you its a world of torture, a world of work, four hours of sleep and paying me just so you could be alive. This is the notorious world "Evantoria". Like every world there are rules that you MUST follow. Now that you are in my world, you must follow them!

I.The First Commandment - You cannot walk and talk at the same time, or move to the left. The reason for this Commandment is i was listening to the song "to the left" by Beyonce and i hated it. this will benifit our civilization because if u walk and talk at the same time u can get distracted and bump something. And if you are moving to the right you.... uhm... just dont move to the right.

II. The Second Commandment - You can't have a dog named "Tydus" if you do, i will kill him. The reason for this Commandment is because my dogs name is tydus and no one else is alowed to have that name! If caught with a dog named "Tydus" he will immedietly be executed. Yea, this is the second Commandment, u have a problem with it to bad.

III. The Third Commandment - If you refuse to do the work appointed to you, you will have a life time in prision. You MUST do all your work any rebelions WILL be stoped and dealed with in the most horrible manner. just do your work shut up and pay me, and we are all good. Oh and your children will also go to jail for a lifetime.

IV. The Fourth Commandment - Everything you own is mine. As soon as you buy something, it is mine, as soon as u touch something it is mine, as soon as you THINK about buying or touching something, it is mine. Do not touch any of my things, so basicly dont touch anything. The reason for this Commandment is to make everything Mine.

V. The Fifth Commandment - You have the right to party once a week. Everyone can take a day off of working like dogs once a week to party. Any age can drink beer and have fun no restrictions except you cant touch my stuff. This Commandment was made to PARTTTYYYYYYYY. If you do not wish to take a day off to party, then u just keep working.

VI. The Sixth Commandment - Mondays is happy mondays. Everyone on monday must pay me 1,000 $ yes i know its not happy for you, but sure is for me! If you refuse you will be executed or if im feeling nice you will go to jail for a lifetime. The reason of this Commandment is so that i can always be rich and have alot of money.

VII. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT!!! - Bananas. Thats right, the Seventh Commandment is "Bananas". Which means you get a unlimited supply of bananas in Evantoria, if u do not have a banana i will gladly supply u with them. You must eat your banana's for Brekfest, Lunch, and Dinner. If you refuse to eat your bannana you will starve, because thats all you can eat, i banished other foods from Evantoria. The reason for this Commandment is to PREVENT WORLD HUNGER! EVERYONE GETS FREE BANANAS!!!!